Thursday, September 15, 2005

JOIN THE COALITION!
for the unveiling of the QUAKER OATS GUY
also known as : the CFTUOTQOG

OUR GOAL:
To gas out this Oatmeal Loving Mystery Man with Accurate Forensic Non-Circumstantial Evidence (clues from his blog).
NOTE: This post is in reference to the most recent post on Comrade Caleb's Blog, www.landtaker.blogspot.com

RISE UP! UNVEIL HIM!
-He loves Oatmeal. We must find out why!
-His blog is encouraging at times. He must not go unthanked!

INITIATIVE #1
Sign up for Coalition Membership; Use my example below:
Name: the Muffin Man
Coalition Position: Captain
Special power: Fresh-Baked Super Smell

INITIATIVE # 2
Find clues to reveal the secret identity of the Quaker Oats Guy
try http://quakeroatsguy.blogspot.com/ or his posts on other blogs.
*if he has posted on your blog, tell us, so we can find clues out of it.

INITIATIVE # 3
ALL NEWLIFER'S:Try this,On Sunday, leave a trail of Qauker Harvest Crunch (with raisins) going from the entrance, outside to the shed (baby newlife). when Quaker Oats Guy enters the shed and finds a steaming hot bowl of Oatmeal, promptly close the door and voila! you've got your spiritually and nutritionally intriguing culpret.

Signing Out,
CAPTAIN MUFFIN


8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh wow! I love the ideas on capturing the quaker oats guy but really it is all under your nose! I look forward to the unveiling of this 'character'. Who is he and why does he do what he does? I dunno or do I?! Keep up the great forensics.

6:54 a.m., September 15, 2005  
Blogger LYNNSY said...

Josh I hope you and Caleb crack this case... Here is a comment that the mysterious Quaker Oats guy left on one one of my post...he was telling me that my title of my blog...which is "Everyday Is A New Day" isn't true....he appears to be somewhat sarcastic!!!
Quaker Oats Guy comment:
"Your blog title isn't exactly true. I think that this past Wednesday was a repeat of a Thursday back in May, but I can't remember which one. It was the one with the partly-cloudy skies, and some stuff happened that I can't remember, only it all happened again this last Wednesday."

12:01 p.m., September 15, 2005  
Blogger Happy in candyland said...

well, one thing about him is that he either knows french, or knows how to use a french dictionary. i forget whos it was that he commented on, but in french he asked some pretty simple stuff, consisting of "do u speak french? where is the bathroom? can i have a croisant? etc." he must be a beginner in french.
bye,
nancy drew

aka heidi (hehe)

4:03 p.m., September 15, 2005  
Blogger Caleb said...

Hey Josh
Im still on the hunt and ready with armed forces. I sent out troops yesterday to the area of Grand Rapids and surroundings with highly trained Human Intelligence officers. This case will be closed soon, I can feel it and whoever this man is he will severely punished for His behaviour. He shall never put even one oat to his lips again!
At 0900 hours tonight I shall post a blog of all the data and evidence my team has obtained. Hopefully this will be of use to our coalition.

4:55 p.m., September 15, 2005  
Blogger Kassie said...

Lou Lou now don't go & give it away. Caption Muffin oh now thats original! It doesn't said at all like a rip off of Quaker Oats. No! WOW STALE!!

11:31 p.m., September 15, 2005  
Blogger Rose_White:Hurdler said...

I really want to know you QuakerOatsGuy is!!!!!! Keep up the good work Captian Muffin!
hahaha
~Rose~

7:23 a.m., September 16, 2005  
Blogger camille nofsinger said...

Hey Josh

Yeah, I was just on Caleb's blog and I read about the unveiling of Quaker Oats Guy. Well, can't wait to see what the answer is. See you in a couple of weeks.

3:58 p.m., September 16, 2005  
Blogger QuakerOatsGuy said...

Who loves ya, baby?

4:07 p.m., September 16, 2005  

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